thank god for AIM moments to keep me sane on an INsane day.

and thank god for this blog where i can quickly post these gems lest they escape the 90 second window of my memory.
*banging across the office from the direction of "beeker" the dude with unbelievably nasal voice*
heals (12:45:26 PM): WTF beeks
heals (12:45:36 PM): what is he banging for the love
daisy (12:45:41 PM): i dont have any desire to know what beekers bangin.
heals (12:45:43 PM): ha. well im going to go bang his head on my knee dooze.
heals (12:46:05 PM): OMG so much BANGING
daisy (12:46:10 PM): hes redecorating. clearly.
heals (12:46:12 PM): i am going to redecorate his face.
heals (12:46:14 PM): i hate him
heals (12:46:19 PM): this place is a goddamn circus.
daisy (12:46:23 PM): it really is. of the fat bearded lady variety.
heals (12:52:36 PM): omg and doozer
heals (12:52:42 PM): there is something so bizarre in my turkey
heals (12:52:45 PM): i have to show you. its this gelatinous funk.
daisy (12:52:54 PM): well for gods sake dont throw it over the cube divider.
heals (12:52:56 PM): sigh. fine. though that would have been funny. im coming over. prepare yourself for nothing youve ever seen before in nature.