new favorite colleague.

This all started because shes coming to visit soon. so excited to finally put face to name. now all i need is to finally meet my best friend gay brother, chase. though after what perrin told me about the speedos in the below conversation, im not sure i can look at chase straight again.
who am i kidding. hes told me worse himself.
i do love these people.

BP (1:13:16 PM): i'll be stepping off the plane at 7:55 a.m.
BP (1:13:21 PM): so understand that i WILL look like shit
BP (1:13:22 PM): on stick
daisy (1:13:56 PM): thats how we roll around here no worries
daisy(1:14:00 PM): actually thats a blatent lie
daisy (1:14:06 PM): thekla always looks super euro chic
BP (1:14:12 PM): brunette bombshells
BP (1:14:16 PM): you'll meet california grunge
daisy (1:14:38 PM): vanessa insists on looking perfectly corporate and beautiful. thank god torrey wears jeans every day
BP (1:14:54 PM): i wear jeans daily
BP (1:14:58 PM): and i've started walking to work
BP (1:15:00 PM): which means
BP (1:15:02 PM): nikes
BP (1:15:06 PM): jeans
BP (1:15:07 PM): fleece
BP (1:15:21 PM): hiding whatever shirt i've dug up from the dredges of my drawers
BP (1:15:33 PM): makeup does not entirely exist from mon-fri
daisy (1:16:22 PM): i think well get along juuuuust fine.
daisy (1:16:35 PM): its hard out here for a non makeup wearer though between thekla and vanessa and ellen
daisy (1:16:45 PM): theyve given up on me. im the red headed step child.
BP (1:16:51 PM): HAHAAH
BP (1:16:53 PM): love
BP (1:16:58 PM): fuck this means i'll have to break it out
BP (1:16:59 PM): great.
BP (1:17:06 PM): at 5 a.m. my time
BP (1:17:08 PM): awesome.
BP (1:17:15 PM): yeah ellen seems way put together
BP (1:17:17 PM): that's great
BP (1:17:17 PM): really
BP (1:17:22 PM): i'll feel totally attractive
BP (1:17:28 PM): chewing my hair in the corner
daisy (1:17:31 PM): hahahahahh
BP (1:17:42 PM): you're laughing now
BP (1:17:44 PM): but you'll see
daisy(1:18:28 PM): i think ive seen pictures of you. i dont believe a word of this. youre just like them i bet. ellen says ohhh im such a MESS today and its only because instead of blowdrying AND ironing her hair after the gym PRE WORK she just blew it out
BP (1:18:45 PM): aahhhh!
BP (1:18:50 PM): not true!
BP (1:19:00 PM): let's illustrate
BP (1:19:03 PM): this morning - my hair
BP (1:19:07 PM): goes from sopping wet
BP (1:19:11 PM): into nasty bun
BP (1:19:24 PM): have i taken it down from said soppy nasty bun/pony?
BP (1:19:26 PM): nope
BP (1:19:32 PM): ran into some mascara
BP (1:19:42 PM): to give the illusion of having eyelashes at all
BP (1:20:04 PM): i am sweatingfrom the upper lip by the time i grace the offiice because i walk 3+ miles
BP (1:20:16 PM): thank god for no straight men in PR
daisy (1:21:16 PM): hahahah
daisy (1:21:26 PM): but see the gays judge too. chase is very judgy.
BP (1:21:51 PM): oh chase is totally judgy
daisy (1:21:52 PM): also vanessa just sent this to me. i recommend watching it later. HILARIOUS CAT VIDEO
BP (1:21:56 PM): ask him now how often i wash my hair
BP (1:21:59 PM): i'll wait
BP (1:22:06 PM): ask what he says about my general appearance
BP (1:22:11 PM): he saw me everyday for over a year
daisy (1:22:35 PM): asking. and pretty sure id turn his stomach.
daisy (1:22:51 PM): last week i did this thing they do in the magazines, "1 pair of pants, five ways!"
daisy (1:22:59 PM): except it was because i only had one pair of pants clean.
daisy (1:23:01 PM): beat that
BP (1:23:04 PM): HAHAHAHAAHA
BP (1:23:18 PM): you win for today
BP (1:23:25 PM): but only because you can't see my sloppy appearance
BP (1:24:06 PM): has chase answered you?
daisy (1:24:40 PM): he hasnt answered
daisy(1:25:04 PM): im not intimidated. ill pursue the truth.
daisy (1:26:28 PM): he just responded
daisy(1:26:30 PM): "eww"
BP (1:26:36 PM): and there you go
daisy (1:26:45 PM): and added does baby powder count to which i am replying YES
daisy (1:26:51 PM): and WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE BP ON MY DESK
BP (1:27:01 PM): HAHAHAHA
daisy (1:27:31 PM): perrin, seriously, were on the same page here
BP (1:27:31 PM): you can tell him that helping to pick out no less than 7 of what can only be described as Speedo lights
BP (1:27:38 PM): for his gruise (gay cruise)
BP (1:27:49 PM): is more than compensation for my less than adequate appeareance
daisy (1:28:24 PM): I cant breathe im laughing so hard
BP (1:28:35 PM): aussie bums
BP (1:28:38 PM): i actually remember the brand
daisy (1:29:22 PM): did you GO WITH him or just see these online?!
BP (1:29:28 PM): picked out online
BP (1:29:31 PM): THEN got to see them
BP (1:29:36 PM): in their itty bitty packaging
daisy (1:29:46 PM): all kindas lines. crossed.
BP (1:29:48 PM): like i said
BP (1:29:50 PM): more than payment
daisy (1:30:29 PM): yeah. just.. yeah. thats pretty much a lifetime of favors right there.
daisy (1:31:32 PM): please drag chase with you to boston. hes been promising to come for like a year.
BP (1:34:15 PM): yes
BP (1:34:18 PM): i will force him
BP (1:34:19 PM): he likes that
BP (1:34:21 PM): oh god
BP (1:34:27 PM): that came across way wrong
daisy (1:35:28 PM): omg.
daisy (1:35:36 PM): if i were chase id say ROFL
daisy (1:35:44 PM): who even uses those acronyms.
BP (1:36:01 PM): dear satan help us all
daisy (1:36:11 PM): HA
daisy (1:36:23 PM): perrin you are kind of my new favorite person.
BP(1:36:45 PM): i have to say likewise my pet
daisy (1:37:06 PM): * beaming with dirty pride! *
BP (1:40:08 PM): go live with your slut.
daisy (1:40:22 PM): GASP
daisy (1:40:26 PM): what did he say?!
daisy (1:40:57 PM): HAHHH
daisy (1:41:06 PM): omg i thought you were commenting on something chase told you about me. then i realized you were just quoting the hilarious cat video.
BP (1:41:16 PM): hahaahahahah
daisy (1:41:34 PM): my favorite is
daisy (1:41:36 PM): i was a virgin
daisy (1:41:39 PM): WAS!!!!!!
BP (1:41:48 PM): YES
BP (1:42:53 PM): one last thing before i feign work
BP (1:42:54 PM): so
BP (1:43:01 PM): bc of the recession
BP (1:43:06 PM): and my poor retail choices
BP (1:43:13 PM): my sister and i are staying in boston with...
BP (1:43:20 PM): my freshman year college boyfriend
BP (1:43:21 PM): yep
BP (1:43:23 PM): that's right
BP (1:43:27 PM): new. low.
daisy (1:43:31 PM): a new low would be same pants six ways, this is just working the system, perrin, really. in my book, this is a win. :)