is it sad that this is honestly making me consider staying at this job?

there is a new coffee machine at the office. its this beautiful streamlined drip design with delicious ground roast and theyre destroying the liquidvomitsewage maker that everyone in the office besides me boycotted because really, im not a coffee snob, i just need my fix, but now that ive got the real deal im realizing that the only reason i drank a reasonable amount of coffee each day up until now is not because im not addicted, not because i have any self control, but simply becuase the stuff was utterly unstomachable in large quantities. not so anymore folks. im four cups deep and its only noon and MAN DO I FEEL CHARGED.