one queer ass brain

chase (2:17:45 PM): ps did you do my assessment?
daisy (2:17:55 PM): yeah i did...
chase (2:17:58 PM): ok good
chase (2:18:14 PM): I'm trying to show Shari I have enough experience working with junior staff
daisy (2:18:35 PM): i was like hes all over me like white on rice, i feel fully MANAGED
chase (2:19:02 PM): you crack my shit up
daisy (2:19:17 PM): interesting way of arranging those words
chase (2:20:41 PM): is there another way?
chase (2:20:50 PM): my shit crack you up?
daisy (2:20:57 PM): orrr you crack me up?
chase (2:21:01 PM): oh lol
daisy (2:21:08 PM): im not sure how to work shit in there without it being plain crazy
daisy (2:21:13 PM): like you crack the shit up out of me?
chase (2:21:24 PM): no
daisy (2:21:25 PM): you shit my crack up
chase (2:21:25 PM): haha
chase (2:21:30 PM): I'm dying laughing!
chase (2:21:35 PM): everyone wants to know what's going on
chase (2:23:08 PM): they get jealous
daisy (2:23:29 PM): it happens on this end too. im like get your own gay.
chase (2:56:26 PM): ps. I didn't send that activity report to anyone but you two
chase (2:56:30 PM): are you going to send to Ari?
chase (2:56:34 PM): or should I?"
daisy (2:56:40 PM): i just sent
chase (2:56:43 PM): whoa
chase (2:56:45 PM): that's weird
daisy (2:56:50 PM): its like were ONE BRAIN
chase (2:56:59 PM): lol, I'm not sure that's a good thing
daisy (2:57:10 PM): one queer crazy ass brain
chase (2:57:14 PM): with a 2700 mile gap between lobes
chase (2:58:04 PM): correction 2982 miles
daisy (2:58:24 PM): you just looked it up.
daisy (2:58:27 PM): my other half is a raging dork.
chase (2:58:29 PM): just that half?
daisy (2:58:34 PM): fine. im two halves dork.
chase (2:58:45 PM): ...with absolutely no grasp on math.