the sharpest heal on the shoe rack

heals, just now, on the phone:
"G as in George, R as in Ralph, A as in Alan, Y... Y... as in Youseff."
silence.
all three of us at the same time: "Youseff, really?"
Ellen: "i couldnt think of any other names with a Y!... except yolanda... but thats just tacky!"