a days worth of office correspondance between v and d

AV (9:10:50 AM): weird, ellen and thekla both on aim but not here
daisy (9:10:56 AM): very wierd.
AV (9:11:01 AM): think they aren't coming in
daisy (9:11:29 AM): is that a question or a statement?
AV (9:11:47 AM): it was a question
daisy (9:11:51 AM): oh well i dont know if theyre coming in but they arent here
daisy (9:12:00 AM): so why are we im-ing
daisy (9:12:05 AM): theres no one here
AV (9:12:05 AM): very good point


daisy (4:57:18 PM): ok so i jsut got this email from a friend of mine from dartmouth who has been playing a few 1-line extra parts on soap operas lately (hes a pretty serious actor but you do what you gotta do) and hes also a HUGE gay goofball so this is what he just wrote to me about the episode he just filmed where he played an EMT taking bodies out of a sorority house after an accident that made my lauuuugh: " I filmed that scene first (so didn't know about the context),
and the stage direction said that I bring Tea (the head trauma chick) on a
guerney. But the stage directions were in all-caps, so I thought that i was
bringing in tea on a guerney! I seriously honestly did. ESU#1 BRINGS IN TEA
ON A GUERNEY! cleaaarly that's my assumption. I pictured myself with a cute
guerney-long array of little cups & kettles... I was like, um, where's this
show going???? "
AV (5:00:24 PM): we should dvr it
daisy (5:00:27 PM): its episode number 1928472957
daisy (5:00:29 PM): or something
AV (5:00:49 PM): and the mother of TEA is on her 67569 marriage
daisy (5:00:56 PM): has died come back to life
AV (5:01:08 PM): had kids and the next year they are 18
daisy (5:01:12 PM): had amnesia twice and just met her long lost identical quadruplet
AV (5:01:12 PM): but the mother hasn't aged
daisy(5:01:32 PM): we should write for soaps. screw this press release shit
AV (5:01:32 PM): I like the one passions
AV (5:01:40 PM): it has witches and stuff
AV (5:01:52 PM): and I think they have a sheman
AV (5:01:56 PM): 'shim' perhaps
daisy(5:02:15 PM): i dont think thats the technical term
AV (5:02:26 PM): it is in my world dooze

daisy(5:03:12 PM): i have something in my eye and its bugging the shit out of me
AV (5:03:47 PM): pink eye
daisy (5:04:01 PM): yes thats right i have pink eye in my eye.
AV (5:04:59 PM): makes perfect sense

daisy (5:07:38 PM): hah that man two cubes over just said 'shirley shwang!'
AV (5:07:46 PM): wait
AV (5:07:52 PM): what
daisy(5:08:06 PM): that was ridiculous you just said:
daisy(5:08:08 PM): wait
daisy(5:08:09 PM): pause
daisy (5:08:10 PM): what
AV (5:08:19 PM): brain stopped
AV (5:08:25 PM): I'm old
AV (5:08:28 PM): mental fart
AV (5:08:31 PM): it happens
daisy (5:08:43 PM): you are, youre all of two and six eons old.
daisy (5:08:46 PM): eons? ions?
daisy (5:08:52 PM): aeons?
AV (5:09:15 PM): aeon
AV (5:09:19 PM): or eon
AV (5:09:25 PM): ion is something in matter
AV (5:09:41 PM): it's an atom or molecule
AV (5:09:48 PM): I was a scientist in my earlier life
daisy (5:09:53 PM): calearly
AV (5:10:16 PM): REAAAALLLLLYYYYY
daisy (5:10:23 PM): yes REAAALLLLLLLLY

AV (5:11:50 PM): I am peacing right at 5:30
AV (5:11:53 PM): I don't care
daisy (5:13:21 PM): good for you, as you should. 1. its your fucking birthday 2. because i say so. 3. thats when normal people leave their godforsaken offices
AV (5:13:41 PM): yes and I am walking home today
AV (5:13:47 PM): and eating more cake
AV (5:13:50 PM): and crap
AV (5:14:03 PM): any then rubbing my big fat belly in front of the tv
AV (5:14:06 PM): mmmmmmm
daisy (5:14:25 PM): niiiice. ill be doing the same and its not even my birthday.
AV (5:14:42 PM): you and your cat
daisy(5:15:54 PM): yes. if my cat wore pants shed totally stick a hand in like al bundy.
AV (5:15:54 PM): some days i wish i were a cat.