licksnarfsnarfitylicklicksnarf

ya gotta click, ya just gotta.
its better than you can imagine.
lick!
if you're watching and rolling your eyes
then you've clearly never experienced what we pugpeople call pugheaven.
and you clearly don't spasm and chase them down the street when you see them
just for the opportunity to speak their snortysneezylicky lingo
and just be glad you weren't there at 1 am in the tomb-like library
surrounded by over-caffeinated stresspacking studiers
when i was sent the link and erupted into oogeewoogeewoos.
i was almost bludgeoned with a text book.

while i'm on this fantastic subject:
how about a shout out to equestrian team mascot and wonderpug, Petunia!
...her tongue is too big for her mouth
dont judge.